Ting Ting!! The door bell rang.

Diya : “Sai, open the door.It must be Neha”.

Shalini : “There comes our late comer.Hey Neha, can’t you come on time, at least for our monthly kitty party?”

Neha : “Phew!!I had to pick up my son from the violin class and then drop him at the soccer coaching camp.But I know, you are so sweet that you will wait for me.”

Reshma winked.

Reshma : “Ah ha!! Shalu, Next time, let’s start the party before Neha shows in..LOL”

Neha : “Hey!! Don’t do that.Am I not your sweetheart?How can you even think about such a matter?You broke my heart”.

Neha stabbed herself with her hands.

Diya : “Do you know my husband is telling me to resign my job?”

Reshma,Neha and Shalini : “WHAT?!!”

Diya : “yeah,didn’t you read about the curfew for women after 8pm?My husband is really worried”

Reshma : “But how can you stop working merely because there were rape cases.Do you know rape is happening all around the world regardless of the social strata ,geographical structure and the nation’s culture?”

Shalini : “Why can’t they keep a curfew for the men after 8pm?ROTFL”

High Five!!!

Diya : “I don’t know what to tell him or how to convince him.I have had a hard way to reach where I am today in my career.But seriously,even I am scared.”

Shalini : “It is scary indeed.These days even carrying a pepper spray is not making me feel safe.”

Diya : “Neha,Why are you silent?”

Reshma : “Thinking about how to break my heart?”

She pinched on Neha’s cheeks.

Neha : “What will you do if you get raped tonight?”

Reshma : “WT*!! How can you even think about such a matter?”

Diya : “Oye Neha,I am already tensed about the milieu and don’t add toppings.”

Neha : “How can we be assured that we don’t get raped at all?Shouldn’t we have a plan,a worst case solution,for ourselves?”

Diya : “I will kill myself for sure.I am sure that my husband will divorce me.Also,I the torture from the Police.media,family,relatives et al.No way.I will suicide for sure.”

Shalini : “I don’t know what to say.May be I will go mad.I am not sure.But still,what will I do if I get raped?”

Reshma : “I will elope to heaven.I can’t think about anything else.Fighting with the police to get the criminals arrested is one of the impossible tasks in India.Neha.do you have any solutions?”

Neha : “I will live my life to the fullest.”

Shalini : “Eh?Now does that mean?”

Neha : “If such a tragedy happens to me I will go straight to the ….”

Reshma : “…straight to the ?”

Shalini : “Police station,of course.Where else?”

Neha : “No!!”

Diya : “Then?”

Neha : “To the medical store.”

Shalini : “You won’t get cyanide in drug stores,madam”

Neha : “I will buy an i-Pill and swallow it immediately.”

Reshma : “yeah sensible.Then off to Police Station,right?”

Neha : “No,I go home,switch on the heater and then pour some Dettol.I will take a long hot shower and then sleep.”

Diya : ” Imagine the mental trauma,you won’t able to relax.”

Neha : “But I have molded my mind that way.In this country where people blame the victims and let the perpetrators be in the limelight,I don’t see another way to deal with it. Just because some morons plunged into my aura,doesn’t mean that I have to sacrifice my life.I have the right to live and I will live to the fullest.I don’t believe that a piece of tissue measures my purity.”

Shalini : “So you won’t file a complaint?”

Neha : “NO!!”

Diya : “So let those men go free?WTH!!”

Neha : “No,I won’t let them go free.”

Reshma : “Then?”

Neha : “I have a plan in my mind.I will explain to you in the next kitty party.My son will be waiting for me after the soccer class.”

Shalini : “Hey Neha,tell us the plan and leave.I can’t wait to listen to your master plan.”

Neha : “It is really late and I can’t keep my son waiting for long.After all I need to make sure that you don’t start the party without me next month.ha! ha! ha! Bye Bye!!I will catch you guys next month.Shalini,Should I drop you at home?”

Shalini : “Oh yes,I am coming with you.Bye people..will miss you.And Diya,I will punch you if you resign your job.”

Reshma : “Yeah,I will kick you out of our gang too.You better convince your husband”

Diya : “Huh!!yeah.Hey let’s join kick boxing classes.Wonderful,right?”

Shalini : “Your husband is already thin,why do want to fight with him?LOL!!”

Rakesh,Diya’s husband,came in after the work.

Rakesh : “Looks like you guys are having a good laugh.Am I allowed to know the reason?”

Reshma : “Nothing much Rakesh,Let’s leave.It is already late.”

Rakesh : “Okay.Bye ladies.Drive safe..Please.”

Diya : “Bye Sweeties..Muaaah!!text me once you get back home.”

After closing the door,Diya asked Rakesh.

Diya : “Can I ask you something?”

Rakesh : “What is it my darling woman?”

He kissed on her cheeks.

Diya : “What will you do if I get raped?”

Rakesh : “WHAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!”

GUESS the master plan of Neha OR/AND the reply of  Rakesh to win the “I LIVE MY LIFE” Award.

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24 thoughts on “Rape?Duhh!!!

  1. Now this is an interesting post. I like the way you have narrated this conversation, Bhavia. Speaks for opinions on this ongoing monstrosity. Well, I am not sure what her plan would be. But it looks like she has an innovative idea to teach the criminals an unforgettable lesson. Something gory, perhaps? Castration? Or using the kick boxing to mutilate them for life?
    I am dull today 😦 and hardly competition for the award. But anyhow, I am eager for the sequel to this post. 🙂

    1. Shoo..Shoo..let the dullness go away..
      you and dullness don’t get along well..
      have boost,glucose,ice creams..and what else?
      Cheer up..

      Grr..Don’t be gloomy.. 😡

  2. Sad to read this , I ma sure so many women-girls are probably thinking on the same term.. One thing i liked in the chat was that yes BE READY, HAVE A PLAN.. because the people who do these hideous crimes don’t expect someone to fight back.. SO one needs a plan.. These days there are a lot of things , sprays, alarms.. But alarms etc. wont work I guess as the Common person does not give a Damn till its a lady from their own house …

    SO a PLAN is a must.. take some physical classes, learn some self defence steps, you don’t have to be a BRUCE LEE to overcome someone , a few moves does the trick …

    and don’t know what rakesh says .. but if it was asked to me .. I WILL KILL THE PERSON. No second thoughts about it …

    they don’t deserve to breathe in free air for more then a single second after what crime they have done , they lose the right to live…

    So i guess there is a part 2 to it ..

    1. yeah..there is a 2nd part..

      Don’t kill the person..may be you can mutilate them 🙂
      if you kill them,you will lose your wonderful times with your wife..lost time never comes back

  3. Hey Bhavia, People have plans and precautions to prevent a rape(not sure how practical it is)…but the first time someone have plans to teach them a lesson. lemme think of this…and you said it right..we should never think of taking lives for this reason…

    1. People do have a lot of plans and techniques to fight against rape but, the statistics shows that those tricks are not practical enough to counter rape.

      Think about it..since you know me well,there are higher chances of you reading my thoughts 😛

      1. Has anybody watched provoked? I have not but just read a synopsis one day briefly. Because most of the time there is no evidence and intimidation is a big factor to report a crime like that. But when husband tries to get back against a report that was made by the wife and starts harassing using friends and creates false evidence and pretty much alienates her from society and family it becomes very difficult. By corrpting the society by spreading false things against you so that other people start hating you and start looking from his point of view your life is ruined. Parents, brothers and/or sister’s, relatives should first help the woman to get out of the situation and not allow it to be to the level that she should file a complaint. After filing a complaint, she must never stay with that person. Otherwise there is only backstabbing and framing. That is why many times the dowry cases when a girl is harassed and a complaint is filed and the girl is not taken away from her husband and in-law’s, the harassment increases and for the worse. Now they start making her look bad and ever create and spread rumors against her character. This is especially so with rape victims and domestic violence cases. The vicitm is vitimized. There was a movie some years back starring Nandita Das and how she never got justice. The corrupt system never allowed the people to be brought to justice. This happened in spite of a very supportive, kind and caring husband who stood by her every step of the way. What happens if the rapist or the harasser is your own husband?

    1. Will that heal the person? I don’t think so. But definitely something else has to be done so that person does not think about women, his wife in the same way. Most of us don’t know (at least I was not aware of it – call me stupid if you want) that rape or molestation of any kind is more of a power thing than sexual. The person feels power over the other through this sexual abuse. So if the person becomes less powerful then he may not do this any more. Just a thought

  4. Easy, she will go to a competent doctor and get herself checked,analysed and the doctor will write a report that the marks come from forced sexual intercourse,mishandling etc, then she will (or let the doctor) take smears from her vagina, send it to a lab and get dna analysis. Then she will get a competent lawyer who will bring her case foward and help her file a report with the police. Her husband will be shocked and do all in his power to bring the rapist to justice plus he will expose this to all family members, bosses etc of the rapists.

  5. I find this subject very interesting Bhavia,if the husband were the rapist,wouldn’t just be easy to make him a meal and put poison in it?? or something he is allergic to in it?? 😉
    Btw my name is Lee,nice to meet you 🙂

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